Departure/Arrival Schedules are Cancelled, forever...

In an effort to decolonize transportation and to reduce the racism in transportation, the Biden admin has tasked transportation secretary Pete Buttplug, um... i mean, Buttigieg, to coordinate with institutions that have been studying the problem in order to make travel less racially insensitive. Recent studies show that "following rigid time schedules" is an aspect of whiteness or white supremacy so in order to not offend anyone all airplane departures and arrival schedules will be cancelled. On the day of your trip just show up to the airport terminal and hopefully your plane will be there, if not hopefully you won't have to wait too long. This will be rolled out in phases to different segments of the transportation sector. The next segment will be trains and subways, then buses and then finally rolled out to the rest of society, courts, schools, movie theatres. Yes there'll be gridlock, no one will ever get to their destination in a timely and orderly fashion, but those are just the oppressive features of white supremacy, and won't you feel better about yourself and society as you wait there in the terminal for a plane that might never show up!