BREAKING: Trump Indicted A Fifth Time

In a shocking turn of events former President Donald J. Trump has been indicted yet again. A New York grand jury has voted to indict Trump for wearing white after Labor Day. Jury spokesperson speaking to Clownworld Chronicles reporters on the condition of anonymity told us that Trump was recently seen golfing in this early Fall warm spell in a white polo. Democrat prosecutors with assistance from DOJ quickly convened a Grand Jury to bring charges, as the disgraced former President just keeps flouting polite society. DOJ is assisting this effort by pulling agents of the Hunter Biden investigations to give this grave matter of defending American democracy from fascism by promising to lock up the likely GOP nominee for the 2024 Presidential election. Disgraced former President Trump was also herd referring to the early fall warm spell as "Indian summer" yet another act of outright hatred towards BIPOC LBGTQIASS+^&@#$%Q people. DOJ officials were uncertain if he could be indicted for hate crimes but the DOJ is looking into it.